A matter of eeeeeeeevil conspiracies within the software making world. And no, it's not about Bill Gates, not as far as I know anyway. :)

Know that the names have been changed to protect the innocent... or actually, I just didnt write ANY names at all... Here goes:

Recently, the rumours of a particularly new and malacious virus have been circling around the place. And it has been appearing in many places and files. Among other in games, and known websites and all kinds of files from sites and gaming networks. This evil new virus supposedly does... EVIL things to your computer, deletes your flash bios or something un-gnuggy like that, and a bunch of other evil stuff. And supposedly, there was only one anti virus program that could detect and disinfect this new virus.

This ignited the "Mulder" in me, the conspiracy theorist awoke within me: They always seem to blaim some hooligan youngster hackers for a travesty such as a virus. Their motives being unclear and suspicious, easy to make a scapegoat out of. A motive which would be much more sinister and evil would be good old fashioned CASH. All these anti-virus program making companies have with time grown rather big and powerful. Their own work is actually to put an end to what actually is responsible for their own very exsistances. This sounds rather Anti-corporational to me, but I bet the companies could whoop up all kinds of excuses and diversions.

Doesn't it seem rather too approrpiate? Ooh, there's a horrible virus out there, better download, and register, or buy our new program and update constantly as new viruses constantly come along. This case is particularly strange as this all new virus turns up out of nowhere seemingly, and only one anti-virus program seems to be able to disinfect. Strange. Still, i'm grateful for the anti-virus programs... Perhaps that's everyone's weakness... *humms the theme from X-Files*

Well, to get a bit down to earth again, as long as people are careful and aware of their surroundings, not just dis-regard this nonsense as... well... nonsense. Seriously concider this as a reality. Tho never be blinded by it. Never be blinded and/or guided of what someone else says. Just concider it, and concider the alternatives, and trust your own judgement.

However, THIS theory of mine you HAVE to believe, cause it's true, cause I say so, I know it. And you have to do as I say now and spread the word, follow me, your perfect leader. I will RAAAAAAAAAAAA at anyone who opposes us..... MUHAhahahahahahhaha

*Runs another lap up and down the street with underwear on his head and 2 pencils sticking out his nose*