Blab #13 - Arh, Blab number 13 - Friday, 25th September, 1998
The minor attack of lazyness continues for a while. Tho it's not all lazyness, it's also a bit of "I want you to see this" syndrom. So here's a little funny someone showed me a few days ago:
AVOIDING A DATE REPLIES - try these:
"I'D LOVE TO, BUT........"
- I have to floss my cat.
- I've dedicated my life to linguini.
- I want to spend more time with my blender.
- The man on television told me to say tuned.
- I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
- I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
- I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
- I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
- My patent is pending.
- I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
- I'm being deported.
- I'll be looking for a parking space.
- My Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then.
- The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.
- My plot to take over the world is thickening.
- I have to fulfill my potential.
- I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
- I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
- I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
- I'm touring China with a wok band.
- I never go out on days that end in "Y."
- There are important world issues that need worrying about.
- I have to study for a blood test. (I failed the last one)
- .. well, maybe.
Well, and here's ANOTHER funny bit:
Have You Ever Wondered???
- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
- Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- How do I set my laser printer on stun?
- How is it possible to have a civil war?
- If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
- If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
- If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
- If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
- If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
As you all can see, I'm a bit of a fan of little "Lists" like this. So do feel free to send me some if you ever run into 'em.
Hmm, will have to make a "Real" blab the next time, but oh well....
*Gnug215 goes back to thinking up some excuses for not making more blabs*