Gnug415 - Momma Gnug

Little is known about the Mother of all Gnugs, 415. In fact, it's not even clear if he is a she or not.

What is known is that Gnug415 was the Gnug's first representative on Earth, an ambassador of sorts. Gnug415 quickly became recognized as an overly amicable Gnug, largely thanks to his generosity when it came to surrendering outside planets to anyone that claimed them. A little airplant, a couple solars and a metal maker, and he would be set, churning out peaceful little paper planes to roam the blue skies.

For a while, that is, for soon after huge battleships would invariably show up on the horizon and proceed to pound his shores mercilessly. Gnug415 would offer a simple "gg" and a smile, and quietly vacate the battlefield, leaving the conqueror scratching his head about the apparent ease with which he seized another valuable resource for his side.

Only much later would the humans realize that Gnug415 was merely lulling them into a false sense of security, while Commanders 115, 215 and 315 were in transit. But then, as we all know, it would be too late...

Prophecy has it that the Sacred.txt revealing the true history behind the Gnugs will be made available on the tenth anniversary of their arrival. Whether this will happen or not, and what it may reveal, remains to be seen.

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